Snaztastical MOOSE!

When you’re eating a soft food and you feel a crunch

THIS BLOG. THIS!

thinking of a funny text post during the day and forgetting it by the time ur at ur computer

you thought taking a nap in my vest was ok. but it’s not. i want to wear it.

liveinphoenix:

singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song

When you find food in your house

omfg

that kid is so freaking scandalized by the thought

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

from the randwick city council facebook page omg

famous people might have fans but i have airconditioning

When you successfully lie to your parents and you go in your room and close the door your like

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